I appreciate that I'm not the only person regularly relying on Urban Dictionary to navigate life these days.

I just...even if he were saying something intelligent, his voice. I want to hide my ears.

Royalty: *whose* mere name...

I mean, I ate saltines my entire first week with a newborn. I wasn't in the kitchen doing SHIT.

I just ignore him. The other characters are so much more interesting anyway.

Do you like Nashville? I mean, they literally could not be less alike, but if you like the whole fun, soapy, music industry theme but have been wishing it were 100% more bad ass and the music was produced by Timbaland, this is definitely for you.

This poor woman has probably been a pin cushion for blood tests her whole life since the discovery.

THIS.

A. Men.

It is not bad nor unusual. My heart still skips a little angsty beat for Jordan.

I commented earlier that it was white and gold. And now it's blue and black. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DONT LIKE THIS. Internet. Stop it. Stop it right now. You are only tubes and wires so you can't DO THIS.

it's white and gold with bad lighting. Is this seriously not obvious? People. PEOPLE.

TBH I did like 2 reps of all of those moves tonight. Out of spite. And cause I couldn't do more after all that wine.

Goddamnit Bey. I'm trying to enjoy this bottle of wine and you're all, IM BETTER THAN YOU.

Much like strangers needing to touch pregnant bellies.

Black yoga pants (VS, of course) and a navy fitted T shirt from Destination Maternity. And I'm not even pregnant. It's just SO MUCH PERFECTION.

That is so horribly awful and depressing...and should so be a real thing. Nailed it.

Yes. Perfect sense.

Maybe just kiss her first and see how THAT goes before moving on to proposals?

I believe whiteout sex is the lazy typo way to type "without" but damn, I hope it's something more interesting. Cause it sounds fascinating!!!