It's too much. Is that her fault? Of course not. All I can think of right now, though, is my buddy in high school whose mom used to cut all the models out of the swimsuit edition every year before he got home from school. I'd love to see the shreds left of this issue.

I bet she and my mom have similar AOL accounts.

The answer is yes.

perfection, as always. Kept thinking about the 12 dudes behind her. What do you think their actual resumes look like for this? Sang at the Grammys with Bey? While i ignored them all for 4 minutes, I totally hope it helps them.

Does anyone else always feel super old and stupid when the nominees are announced and you're like, shit, that was THIS/LAST YEAR??

I know so many people who hate on this song. I'm like, wait, what?

Y'all are kind of mean tonight. I'm not making anything up or trying to be offensive. It's a post about naming kids after chocolate spread. Just saying what I've heard-legitimately-that's similar. Because people obviously have some weird reasons for naming their kids.

Fair enough. But judging by the area I grew up, I'm guessing the parents knew more about the car than the Spanish origins.

and I'm not laughing at them! My point was really that Nutella isn't any different.

my MOM! Not my friend's friend. (Still know your point. But for reals.)

Talk to any elementary school teacher and they can vouch to the ridiculousness of parents today. My mom had a Female. Fa-mah-lee. And pretty much every higher end car. Mercedes, Lexus, Porsche...

Damn skippy. (TM)

I have always been Team Mandy so this totally makes me sad.

My superiority complex is high tonight. I did the same thing. No one barfed. Well, maybe i did, but that was the 4 dirty Martinis.

Well done, my friend.

I will never back down.

Best pizza I've ever had: Canadian bacon, pineapple, cashews.

Kara is going to be so over defining shade after tonight.

if he were some tea party white dude, I'd understand this better. Like, he can somewhat stand the thought of Obama as president cause he's not "really black." But he's not. Though his dating history proves he hates himself, sooo...all this has to have some relevance. I'm just not quite grasping it.

hold the phone. They didn't resign Vogelsong?