"Right now they are just enjoying the news for themselves," says worst former friend ever. "It's cool. The $100 I got for sharing it with a tabloid totally makes up for NOT BEING FRIENDS WITH THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE anymore."

Every prop but the gaming one went the way I voted, which is awesome. (As far as last I checked anyway.) I live in kern county, though, so every single local thing I voted for went the other direction. Jerry Brown for Pres, 2020. That's all I gots to say.

I had the blue one.

I cried SO HARD. Also, I am glad I still get to ogle him on Bones every week.

Awwww, the first catalog that made me beg my mom to give me her credit card and order from. By phone, natch. Possibly for that square necklined dress. Totally something 13 year old me in 1994 would have been lusting over. RIP old friend.

Hangover indeed.

As a mom, I'm totally against the following statement in normal usage, but...Lily. You're a mom. Stop it.

I'm still LOLing at "we want to be outraged." Yes, outrage is something I spend my day hoping for. Or maybe we're just pretending they look like them because it's what you do when someone is impersonating someone else for fun.

...oh.

It's a tabloid summary. It's not a fucking doctoral thesis. (Or even a deep issue piece.) Cut her some slack here.

One of my favorite MM in recent memory. I now don't actually want to buy any of this wonderful trash this week. I do however, now completely regret forgetting to register for fucking carbonated sugar water and terrible sandwiches when I had baby Hubs. Opportunity WASTED.

I'm gonna interpret this as sarcasm, in which case it's hilarious.

Though I'd much prefer having a cocktail with Chels.

Cats know.

Sista, I feel your pain. And people say cats are evil. My cats are only shits when they're hungry. For food. Dogs are endlessly hungry for love.

wtf?? Isn't it the worst?? Between a puppy and a toddler we are well in the "this is why we don't have nice things" era. We (I) take him to the dog park/3 mile walk 4-5 days a week. He's currently running insane laps in our large back yard. I am seriously trying.

Omg and any stop dogs from digging tricks while we're at this??

Drinking wine, about to make a tofu stir fry, watching everything on my DVR that's decently appropriate for my 2 year old (not much) while flipping back to the World Series game. He goes to bed soon. Then the fun (adult tv) begins.

Well, yeah, logistically for them that would be a problem. But in an ideal world I'd like to see their employers (or the govt or whoever) help them out with job security/financially in this particular case.