STOP IT.

That all makes sense. Still depressing as hell.

But why be around patients when not suited?

my husband JUST asked me why there isn't a mandatory month long quarantine after treating patients and coming home. Good. Fucking. Question.

I'm having a hard time understanding how all these doctors/caretakers are being infected. I imagine the protective gear isn't ideal over there, but I also imagine they're well trained on how to avoid it? I don't mean to sound dismissive. I'm legitimately curious.

I will never forget the day my son was being a general asshole-y two year old, and he hit me. I knee-jerk reaction-ed and smacked him back on the diaper (enough to get his attention, not to hurt) as I said "NO! We don't hit!!" The hypocrisy as it was happening floored me. It was the first and last time I'll be…

And we thank you. Keep doing it. The forums always crack me up.

Any idea if they have the outtakes available for these? There were a couple cuts where both of them were about to lose their shit and I would die to see that.

I throw goat cheese, fresh corn kernels, and cilantro on homemade gazpacho and it. Is. The. Shit. Do it!

Can we talk about how someone who hates so many kinds of food (ie tomato, butternut squash) gets to make this list? SOUP IS WONDERFUL. ALL OF IT. Miso Soup and egg drop soup are broth with shit swimming in it. Are you sick and in need of nurishment? Cool. Otherwise, no. Have we not had posole? It's menudo's cool big…

that's how my word salad interpreter took it.

This is fantastic. We actually had sex at like 2am the night before cause we were so amped and restless. So I'm amazed we actually made another go at it the evening of. One of the better reasons to get married at 2pm. We hardly even got a chance to drink until we got back to the room at 6.

And now I need to go to a fast good bathroom just so I can visualize what the hell pipe he's stealing that isn't causing water to burst everywhere.

Baby batter is a phrase that doesn't get nearly enough usage, IMO. Thank you.

CeraVe is fucking amazing. The cream, in particular. Keeps my eczema totally in check. Best thing my dermatologist has ever recommended.

He looks so sad. We should take turns making him feel better.

I drink wine from a #1 MOM mug. But only red wine, obviously.

It's confusing, cause it's also totally possible to get gestational diabetes with a heathy weight and diet. My best friend just went through it.

Being pregnant was the only time in my life I have proudly not had to "suck it in." Which was awesome. I only gained 29 lbs but I wasn't a skinny minny to begin with, and I just did my thing and didn't stress. Weight gain is between you, your body and your doctor. Every one needs to shut the fuck up about it.

And who knows, maybe next year you'll be in a different place. I remember when I had that realization. It was super bizarre. Comforting, though, knowing my life was in a decent place to handle that.