Was she born in '89? Has this been deciphered already? I'm confused.

I'm currently stuck watching Thomas and his Fucking Friends on demand, so I'm depending on all y'all right about now. Help a sista out. Keep it coming.

Also delicious in their chocolate milkshakes. No judgement here.

oh, my. I just had to go hide in the kitchen so my 2 year old wouldn't grab my phone to see what I was watching. I feel a little dirty now. I mean, I watched it all. Not THAT dirty.

I was going to say exactly that. The more people you want to witness and share in your day, I'd guess the more likely you are to have a bigger emotional support system, too.

All I'm seeing is Taytay being a good sport acknowledging that we make fun of her dancing all the time. By hiring good dancers to show us how it's done behind her.

Absolutely. To hear about it and witness it are two sadly separate things.

well, in this case they couldn't see over the bushes so the neighbor had no idea who we were or what we looked like, but I totally hear what you're saying. It's such bullshit.

On a side note:

Not to mention the fact if people can get free diapers from this program, why would they be buying them off the street? (I guess people who don't qualify for help could buy them at the street price but that hurts my brain to even consider.)

Um, the kid was so stuck that the fire department had to get the kid out of the swing? The policewoman couldn't manage that one on her own? I'm assuming it was a regular toddler bucket swing? What the what?

I bet that bitch had an iPhone too. She probably cracks her lobster with it.

That's crappy. I hear you, though. My neighborhood isn't the best and they just leave them on my doorstep. It's a gigantic box, though, so maybe that deters thieves. Or maybe my neighborhood isn't as bad as I think it is. Either way. I suppose you could pick them up at the FedEx or wherever or have them shipped to a…

Ehhhh. I feel like it got all internet worked up into more than it was and they all settled it. I support both!

They do. We used one for 3 months until I couldn't deal with it for one second longer. And all I had to do was put a dirty diaper in a big plastic zipped bag and leave it on my front porch once a week. Not any cheaper than regular diapers, either, but I did feel better about the landfill aspect.

Oh, come on. There is potential for fraud in pretty much any and every situation you can possibly think of. It's such a cop-out excuse for not helping the 99% of those who won't.

LOL no joke. I say get what you can afford. Infants go through way more diapers than toddlers do, too. I just like Honest cause their stuff is all non toxic and the wipes are fantastic (and bio-degradable). And you can adjust delivery for whenever you want. So $79 usually gets me through about 5 weeks. And I don't…

That's very true. But wouldn't a check/card have to be delivered somewhere, too? I'd think anyone on public assistance would have to provide some sort of address. I'm sure they could figure something out. Maybe also a provide a pick-up location option if that worked better?

BTW I totally sound like I work for Honest. I promise I do not. (But I do love and swear by them)

Want to eliminate "fraud"? Make it a delivery service. $80 worth of diapers shows up once a month. (This is totally feasible, btw. I use Honest Company's diaper subscription service and it's $79.95 a month-including shipping-for diapers and wipes that last me at least 4 weeks.)