Depression is such an evil bitch. My heart goes out to his loved ones. This breaks a little piece of me.

yup. Have totally changed a diaper on a pad on the bathroom floor. I was grossed out the whole time but it was literally the only solution I could come up with. It didn't even occur to me to do it at the table.

That story turned out so much better than I expectorated.

Not getting to be yourself on your wedding day sounds like a swell way to start your life as an independent couple. I hate when parents think the wedding is more about them than their children celebrating their love. Celebrating being an important part. Booze included (if they drink, obviously).

What I'd like to see is her response when someone takes her up on the last line: "If you don't get an invite and you are planning on coming let me or [redacted]"

I gave up at "me and my cat have both been pushed down the stairs."

My shit, the puppy's shit, the 2year old's shit...she's over all of it.

100% accurate.

She's a seal.

I just went to a wedding with a taco truck. They ran out of guac before dinner began (chips were the app.) and it wasn't pretty. We all had to get food after the wedding ended cause we were still hungry. Not knocking cost efficiency, and not knocking the truck service...but just make sure your guests are drunk and…

I am not kidding, my fucking cat does the same thing.

Hello soul mate. Good call! That's exactly who I was thinking of. (In related news, I'm impressed that AT and DC are still married.)

Didn't they get divorced, like, immediately? I'm pretty sure they did.

but Arizona! I vote Arizona over Montana. And possibly West Virginia over Wyoming. Mostly because Yellowstone probably has too many rules about not using geysers as rocket launchers and stuff like that.

"the thinly veiled racist shitpickles she's fermenting"

Amen to that. I was so disappointed. It was a stellar lineup but she was my main draw.

Yup. I saw her as part of a large lineup in San Diego maybe 9 years ago. (With The Roots, Cee-Lo, etc.) Sauntered out on stage, dropped her large purse on the floor next to her, sat down and proceeded to do a handful of unfamiliar songs, all with the same theme-that black people are repressed by the white man. All…

I just watched/listened to this while walking my dog. Wtf was happening? Also, she and Ryan's gifts to each other are simultaneously very cute and incredibly pretentious.

My cat looks exactly like this and makes this face on the regular. Greta also hates Sarah Palin. They must be soulmates.

But what KIND of tacos? So Cal fish tacos and Taco Bell fake meat tacos are def not on the same spectrum...I dunno, Mark. A guy at my farmers market sells some bad ass fresh empanadas.