Saints fan here. I agree with everything he said that was quoted in this article.

I would say at the point of impact, each and every passenger was in mid-shit.

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

That seems a bit racist.

Fuck yesssss...

“I don’t want other people’s grandkids to have the same advantages mine will have purely through the luck of who they were born to.”

BBC is known for pounding its subjects hard and at great length

Giving 12 B dollars of government money to a bunch of people sounds a little like socialism that the Republicans like to hate to me

ehhhh, they’re docked points for not referring to it correctly as buddy christ

Elsewhere I posted:

May I go outside? I hear its spring now.

I can type fast as hell with 95% confidenve that I’m going to hir the right key, up until a month ago when I vut the tip of my legt index finger off. Now I hace to look at the keyboard whrn I type, dur to lack of range, and I found that when I look at the keyboars and not the screen, UI maje more mistakse

“DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A JOHNSON”

Fittipaldi Slattery has a nice ring to it. Solid work.

If this leads to me seeing Rihanna in lingerie, I fully support this.

Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

The gal I’m stuck watching football with would instead ask what’s on HGTV and why in the hell I hadn’t yet emptied the dishwasher.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck