I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

“Circled” Jerk

Circle Jerk

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

He doesn’t think the adopted child will think of him as a father, and he has a hard time thinking that child is his.

I desperately want to believe all of this.

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

according to the lawsuit, filed on behalf of Lewis and Clark...

Or am I just lacerated genitals here?

Hey, Robin Ventura once had an 0-41 streak his rookie year.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

I accidentally spit on my phone laughing at this

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

For perspective that’s approximately 20 million Mark Davis haircuts.

Oakland won’t have an NBA or an NFL team, but they will have $20 million a year in stadium debt.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

“I watched a movie the other night, great movie - the director is a fan of mine. So I watched this movie, it’s a spy movie you know. Espionage, treason, henchmen - the whole nine yards, ask anyone. And so I watched this movie and there’s this scene with this actor, I can’t remember his name, but he’s a great actor.…

#neverforget