Well, Franken is funny on purpose.

Franken has an educational background in the role he was elected (<- this part is important!) to, and is one of 100 Senators, all of whom have equally weighty votes.

Hey look, everybody, we found the one person that hasn’t seen Die Hard!

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Goddammit...

The kids in all of us are shedding tears right now.

If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

“Hetfield!”

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

The Lando System?

My 17-year-old daughter is a high school junior this year, and mailings from prospective colleges are flooding in almost daily. A glossy brochure from Baylor arrived a few days ago, filled with pictures of happy, bright faces. She asked me what I knew of the school, so I told her of the scandal, as well as the…

Just fantastic! Really awesome! This is exactly the kind of smart twist that can really work wonders for and totally reinvigorate a fran...

She was probably just trying to make TE.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

This:

I agree with this decision! No need to disrespect Canadian policemen!

this guy gets it

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…