I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

I don’t want to call her a hateful bitch but...

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

R.I.P., Samer’s dick.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

You know what, I take it back. As many as six NFL teams could play away games at this stadium each season.

So does mental illness.

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

Yeah, well it turns out my kids have a strong union.

This is good kinja.

He might not get traded.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

WFAA ran the numbers and calculated that the admissions and parking tax will amount to about $300 million over the expected 30-year-life of the ballpark.

HEY HEY HEY IT’s MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERS

I don’t know what any of this means but your enthusiasm is encouraging.