It’s all fun and games until some fat guy has a heart attack.

This was EXACTLY where my head went when I read that part.

Eriq Lasalle has been cast in an undisclosed role.

I liked the cliffhanger, and I’m not ashamed to say it.

Couldn't happen to a better guy.

“And that requizission I put in for spell check 9 years ago has never been honered. This is intolorabel.”

I won $5 in my fantasy kickball league thanks to drafting LPShea, so I’m happy.

You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

I dunno; the European Space Agency had a pretty solid one.

I have to disagree with you, James. There was at least one other April Fool’s day joke today that rose to the occasion.

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

Williams: Look, I’m just going to level with all of you here. The kid’s 14 years old and his hormones are raging, and we can’t afford to buy all new uniforms and merchandise calling ourselves the Chicago Crusty Socks.

Now THAT’S a wicked googly.

YEAH!

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

When also unemployed Rob Ryan was asked about Mark Jackson, he simply responded with the opening bars of “Werewolves Of London” before pounding a sixer of Coors Lite.