Stars?? I deserve to be un-greyed for bringing this magical gif to the public’s attention.

This is all the proof you really need.

wait so this editorial board works near some of the richest people in the country in the OC so does this mean that they also can be paid $0.50/hour

She’s dead to me.

STOP BRAGGING IT’S NOT A GOOD LOOK

Find the fucking panda

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

An undefeated 13-1 season is perfectly respectable. No need to lie about the stats.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

I thought he was the mastermind of a complex, detailed scheme to tamper with footballs that took $5,000,000 and five months to untangle.

I want to say Stockholm Syndrome, but Stockholm is at least a pleasant place to live.

Then cities need to come together to stop building stadia & arenae with public funds.

I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Klingon Jesus, get it straight.

RE: the last one - I actually shouted at my TV “SAY BOOTS ON THE GROUND ONE MORE TIME!”.

I think something inside my brain just broke.

Hey