First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Klingon Jesus, get it straight.

RE: the last one - I actually shouted at my TV “SAY BOOTS ON THE GROUND ONE MORE TIME!”.

I think something inside my brain just broke.

Hey

....made from actual babies.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

Barnes: [Hurries to basket to tie game]

Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Shuold we tell?

Saints fan here. Have watched every down he’s played this season; he’s a dumpster fire in a jersey. Hands down the worst player on an awful defense.

“Problem solved!” -Dan Snyder

Ugh. Wasn’t there some player recently who picked number 23 because of his childhood idol...Lebron James? When I heard that I just went back to bed.

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

Given his track record with hitting targets, I’m surprised he didn’t have to drown a rabbit, squirrel, and an oak tree too.

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Whitest story I’ve ever heard