phoenixdarkdirk
Phoenix Dark Dirk
phoenixdarkdirk

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Klingon Jesus, get it straight.

RE: the last one - I actually shouted at my TV “SAY BOOTS ON THE GROUND ONE MORE TIME!”.

I think something inside my brain just broke.

Hey

....made from actual babies.

I dunno, man. That whole movie was a humiliating kick in the crotch.

Holy Christ I love that album.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

Barnes: [Hurries to basket to tie game]

Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

That’s what I get out this story.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Shuold we tell?

Saints fan here. Have watched every down he’s played this season; he’s a dumpster fire in a jersey. Hands down the worst player on an awful defense.

“Problem solved!” -Dan Snyder

Ugh. Wasn’t there some player recently who picked number 23 because of his childhood idol...Lebron James? When I heard that I just went back to bed.

Clark Kent. His wholesome apple-pie childhood where he learned to be kind, thoughtful, and do the right thing did not need to become an angst ridden guilt trip over actually saving people.

Yeah, but who isn’t Thor in his or her fantasies?