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Romoerotic asphyixiation

Until recently, my wife worked in the same building as Dikembe Mutombo (I assume his office had to do with his charitable work) and saw him every once in a while. I actually saw him once while visiting and explained to my wife who he was. One day, they ended up in the elevator together.

Don’t worry about Falk. He’s shown he can bounce back.

Perfect burn. 9/10.

Boooooooo-urns!

Making matters worse, tonight many UNC coeds will succumb to UTI.

Is this the story that was supposed to go with the headline Bear Meets Moron?

Sue Ellen Mischke was the original MILF.

i will never tire of that one.

So says the guy who misused both "weeks" and "then."

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

This puts Smith in an awkward position. He's too much of a criminal to play for the Raiders and not enough of a criminal to cheer for the Raiders.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

Whatever’s wrong with you, don’t get help for it.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

you just copy and paste the address into your post.