7-1 and definitely undefeated. A perfect season so far.

What do you mean? The Panthers are perfect! We’re gonna win next week and stay undefeated. 8-1 baby!

At least if he had thrown a jug of Nanobubbles, it wouldn’t have hurt anyone.

The man truly hated spunk.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

I’ve now seen the word “appalled” so many times, it looks like a nonsense word.

He’s back there picking up all the punctuation you dropped on your mad dash to the moral high ground.

Scroll Tide.

“Oh snap”

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…

Look I spent my career hammering buns into the riot section with my boomstick. I earned my keep with my torso twists, hand-eye coordination, and brain full of anger. These people with their thin wrists and their fragile legs and their tolerance are just asking for a handout. Respect me they all say. It’s like, get in…

Can’t believe the word “one-defeated” hasn’t been used yet.

Not only are they 6-1, but their uniforms are white and gold.

“OK, please don’t do that.” - Ask a Lawyer

Kane stated that she probably really meant yes and she’d like to cooperate.

Oh for fuck’s sake, are they ever going to get the spelling correct??

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes