Joke’s on you, John Brown—my girlfriend is also a fantasy!

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.

The Aristocrats?

So Christie’s “argument” is the popular “How can you care about *problem X* as long as *problem Y* is still a thing”?

Nice photoshop on the picture.

Are there any other cons like that you used/were used on you by siblings or your kids?

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Agreed. As a fellow Saints fan, the only thing that scares me more is the offensive line.

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

And I didn’t say it wasn’t. I said those two things - while still not good - would still be better than someone waking up today and getting in their car with the intent to cause pain and suffering for others.

As usual, Jack McCoy is displeased.

Campaign for Houston was pleased upon first reading the news, but their satisfaction quickly turned to disappointment when it became apparent that the extra space in "trans action cancelled" was a typo.

Magary: CLICKBERT? Clickbert? Where?

I first read this as “crush Scott Walker’s skull with swinging logs,” which I would pay to see

As a sign of quality, the toy will also carry the “top brand” logo:

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden?

I’m gonna see you and raise. St. Vincent is my favorite Bill Murray movie after Ghostbusters, Stripes, Caddyshack and Groundhog Day. The scene at the end when the kid is describing why Murray's character is a hero...I teared up.

Not very well apparently.