So much for not chucking garbage on the field.

I’m not that impressed. 14-2 in Canada is only like... 11-1.5 American

...it’s a hell of a lot better than the 33-percent Star Wars is batting so far. That’s Naked Gun territory, for chrissakes.

I saw.

“I am not 15 years old,” she says. “Kevin Johnson can kiss my black ass.”

Because . . . they lost the opener?

After the game, the 49ers crappy fans helped shank a Ravens fan in the parking lot.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

If this had been last year, Choo would have stepped out of the box to adjust his batting gloves, his helmet, his belt, his crotch, his batting gloves again, get some pine tar on his gloves, adjust his batting gloves again, and clap three times and none of this would have happened.

The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

October 26, 2005, the greatest day in Chicago sports ever.

it’s a fool’s errand to expect moral leadership from anyone named Jones or Rooney or Mara

Is it with or without pay?

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

These are spectacular. The Luke-stomp and the drop pod made my morning.