FFS, can I go anywhere on the internet without stumbling across th—

Here’s an example of a good backpack that a certain anonymous Deadspin staff writer brings to work almost every day

I’ll give him the pass on “all” if he’d at least bother with the one guy actually possessing the football.

“So, at 50, people are finally convinced?! Fiiiiine.”

Nice work. My cap is off to you.

When I heard the diagnosis of bovine leukemia, I certainly thought that he would whip it, and whip it good.

Shame on you. You don’t gif a bat flip like that to watch again.

Since the story is about incompetent journalism, let’s just call it even.

For the first 20+ years of my life, this was the only time I ever saw my father cry.

That guy needs some sort of device to keep himself from going too fast.

Came here for this. I read that paragraph too fast and had to double-back to figure out why Rooney Mara was getting blindsided.

I understand your point, but it’s not as if MLB has a spotless record in this regard either.

Counterpoint: Grandmas and grandpas around the league couldn’t be happier with all the gifts they’ve been airmailed.

A punter is the last person I’d expect to try to just go for it.

#BestOmissionInBaseball

+1 wink at the pitcher

Came here to say that perhaps Abraham was the more appropriate analogy.

Question: Is Joe Flacco elite Vulcan?

I assumed he meant Space Jam, but now I hope I’m wrong.

Newton Measured Regarding Hochuli Show Of Force