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+2,271 (with three months left in 2015)

I took a job working outside in the Chicago suburbs after high school graduation in... 1995. Yeah, fuck summer.

Came here for this. +1

“Too late, it’s mine.”

+1 obscure bad comment reference

“What’s a urinal?”

+6

Relax, then enjoy the shrimp cocktail.

[dammit, too slow on the Craig James comment.]

No, it’s completely true. I talked to a guy who was at the game and saw it in person.

I read that as someone trying to shit in their own face but, hell, shoot them too.

Right now, I could use the talents of a battery separator to spot some pluses amid all those minuses.

Seems more like Inside the NFL to me.

After finding out who gave ESPN the tip, JPP was saddened to learn he couldn’t get a couple for himself.

The guy plays for the Browns. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any juice.

USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]

Looks like someone’s gonna walk away from this with some extra deaux.

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