I appreciate the explanation. The whole mess had left me a little stumped.

This was how I discovered the site. Nine years later and “he had the ass, big-time” remains my favorite sports quote.

Rock cock, Jayhawk.

I question the veracity of this interview. There’s no way he doesn’t end every sentence with “muhwahahahaha.”

Fifty dollars was previously considered a steal, as the original policy charged sixty guilders.

It figures that, as all the other talking heads are paraded out this morning, we’d find someone who can make it rain.

Jessica McCloughan suggests you would’ve been better off submitting it to Dianna Russini.

This is good ninja.

Other things J.J. Watt would have done if accused:

Came here for this.

My dad died when I was 21. The whole extended family came to town for his wake, including my great-aunt, whose husband had died and been cremated several years prior. During the wake, amid all the sobbing etc etc, there’s whispering among the attendees: she can’t find her husband. Pitying the poor woman, the nieces…

Does it have to be an athlete? Watch out, Justice.

...Evil Corp, a wildly nefarious Apple/Exxon/Nationwide hybrid...

And just like that, Grant displaced his cousin Leroy as the least helpful Jenkins in history.

You might call it High Enough.

“Sure, we gave a diagnosis and then took it back. I mean, that’s just honoring our traditions, right? Right?”

I think we all know that this post really should’ve gone to Metallica.

I loved Thick As A Brick growing up. Then I discovered A Passion Play. That’s the stuff.

Sweet sassy molassy, this is the best friekin Kinja.

This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.