I assume he much prefers those immigrating by boat, given his brother’s love of Dockers.

Personally, I prefer just to wing it.

+6

He picks them to win the Super Bowl, and drafts all their players far too high in fantasy.

by 2022 they’d be playing the game on bicycles

Also a lack of dodging, ducking, dipping, diving and/or dodging.

Some homers are more backwards than others.

run run run run run run

As a White Sox fan, it makes me sad that my first reaction was to check the schedule wondering, “Who’s beating the shit out of him tonight?”

Now at 9. Today could be a bad day to be an SMU hooker not yet killed by Craig James.

A star for each dead SMU hooker.

she’s an actress I wasn’t previously familiar with

Nothing sadder than a beached whale.

He chose poorly.

Terrificly timed post. I just got over the nightmares from this one. Thanks for that.

Tom Benson also called demanding firmness, but it turns out he thought he dialed Sleepy’s.

[wipes coffee off monitor]

He needs to skip the combover and just commit to the skullet.

It’s not much consolation for the Redblacks, who are getting slaughtered.