phoebebananahammock
PhoebeBananahammock
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I don’t really see how this comment is productive. The child exists. My husband is half of the reason why she exists. He has the freedom to leave whenever he wants, and as for enthusiastic consent he sure seemed into it when he was fucking so like what is your point?

Maybe he needs a clearly-worded apology for pressuring him into having a child

“Paint me like on of your French pastries”

no dude, she’s an awful person and a genuine burden on everyone who has to put up with her, and I’d imagine from your post that you are too. Try not to call the police on your neighbors TOO often this week, you might strain your aching concern for others that just happens to manifest in inconvenience to everyone who

Saw your picture. Read that in her voice. Nice.

Is no one addressing the fact that Be Best is not English?!?! It doesn’t make any fucking sense. That’s not how superlatives work in our language.

Refreshing is the word for it. Sometimes I would go so far as to say not liking the occasional lemonade Icy Pole during summer is positively un-Australian.

How Effingham County difficult would it have been to just have a logo that makes sense!!??!! Be Better. Be Your Best. Either of these FFS.

Why would the administration want all of those “bad hombre” women to give birth to all of those dirty rape babies? Just so they can have more people of color to hate on?

BE BEST!

Counterpoint: popsicles are delicious and the fact that they’re sticky is half the nostalgic fun.

Mint chocolate chip ice cream is a gift from god and your tongue is dead.

Banana? You go to hell and you die.

BANANA????????????

Itzakadoozies are Good.

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

Does this kid have a father?

I the city vancouver?

*Gets halfway through this article*

Oh Canada, you’re an entire COUNTRY, but you remind me so much of the state of Florida