It’s almost like the comment section is made for them.

The good news is that the nurses, those jealous old ladies with loose vaginas, were there to complain and protect their patients. It reminds me of when I went into the university health center with severe stomach cramps and the doctor, a resident in his 20s, insisted that he needed to do an immediate pelvic exam. I…

Around the time that the ACA was being debated in Congress, I went on a fishing trip in British Columbia. It was me and about 20 Canadians sitting around drinking some Canadian piss beer, and everyone started in on me about why Americans wouldn’t want universal health care, and why people didn’t like Pres. Obama.…

Iced Crappacino

Serves the Tim Horton’s worker right for asking her how she felt about fellow Canadian James Paxton recently throwing a no-hitter on Canadian soil.

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

LiveLeak? More like LiveDump!

Joey Votto approves

Toilet roll up the rim.

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To be fair to him there is this really weird and obnoxious subset of people up here who will beat you over the head with shit like “Hey, did you know that the #3 ranked Squash player in the world....is CANADIAN? Doesn’t that just fill you with Maple Syrupy pride?”.

You didn’t actually link to the meme girl from Will’s wedding

Canadian here: His wife has a job? What does she do?

I think I speak for all Canadians when I say that the most shocking part of the official wedding party announcement was learning that Ben Mulroney’s full name is Benedict.

Ew. Gross.

My wife’s maiden name is the same as my first name (Mikes). I briefly considered changing my last name so I could be Mike Mikes. I also jokingly suggested she add an apostrophe. That.... did not go over well...

My 101 year old grandma when I told her I didn’t change my name after I got married: “Oh, that’s nice! I didn’t know you could do that.”. It cracked me up.

A friend of mine told her husband-to-be she wasn’t taking his name because it wasn’t really his family name but an Anglicized version of it they took to fit in when they emigrated. She should have just been honest because when she gave that reason he said “you’re right!” and reassumed his proper family name and she…

Many other cultures handle this issue without it being considered unwieldy. I have always wondered about a long line of hyphenating last names.