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Nailed it. Easter edition.

*reactivates Netflix account*

This one disappeared for a week because she was mad I took her to the vet when she had a bladder infection.

THANK YOU. Y’all are having these debates about the efficacy of consumer choices and milk thistle delivery methods, etc and I’m skimming the thread like “Yes, yes. BUT IS THE KITTY OK? WHAT HAPPENED TO KITTY?!” Whew. Well done, sir or madam. Well done.

But can we still wear saggy pants?

When I was a little girl my mom, sister, and I would go to the river and we would eat avocados with a spoon . My mom would take a twig and a long oval leaf and run the twig through the leaf. Then she would stick the twig in the empty avocado skin half , set it in the river and it sailed away like a little avocado sail

My favorite Folgers marketing initiative A Christmas Melody which aired on the Hallmark channel in 2015 and starred the brand alongside none other than Mariah Carey. My boyfriend and I have watched it every Christmas eve since it was released, and we laugh just as hard every single time.

I, for one, prefer my oats rolled. Thank you. So, yeah, I’m an iconoclast. (I also think those Keurig things are a waste of time, packaging, and money.)

Okay seriously I have to ask other women out there. Do you really like getting jewelry in food? I think this trend really needs to stop. I remember once I had a boyfriend who bought me a pair of earrings. Instead of putting them in a nice box with a bow on it and giving it to me, he put them in his mouth and then

You’d consider that despite her sudden difficulty breathing, medical history of pulmonary embolisms and being off her regular medication to prevent them, she was a stable patient?

Well...I’m just a normal guy and I never thought anything like this would happen to me, but when our eyes locked from across the room and she motioned me over with the wag of her perfectly manicured finger...

This morning on Sportsnet.com I suggested Moir and Virtue will be this generations Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod. I was insta banned.

Was he 27 or 19 when this happened?

Great googly-moguly!

According to the Providence Journal, 27-year-old Kettle allegedly used extortion to repeatedly have sex with a page, who is a man, twice during his first year in the General Assembly. Specifically, the indictment said that Kettle allegedly threatened to injure the page or damage his reputation if he did not comply. At

Even before reading the headline, my money was on “Live Boy”.

My wine baby is why I stopped wearing pants an hour ago.

“Loosing” is among my biggest pet peeves in commonly misspelled words, and no, its use is not limited to weight loss forums.

No, “unplugged” like a drain.

Since most of the world over the age of 9 have a better understanding of the issues, asking strangers for advice may be the best option. Trump certainly should not make decisions