Tomato when raw if the worst thing I have ever tasted. Like instantly want to puke and use soap in my mouth.

Wow. Straight to Hitler in one post!

Ha ha. I remember watching an old episode of Big Brother a few years ago, and during the live eviction, there was no live audience outside because of what they called a snowstorm. When the person was evicted and went out the front door.....well yeah it looked like a lot of snow, but nowhere near a “shut down…

Oh, very nice.

Breaking up a cat fight is more harm than good. They’ll just do it again later (keep your dang cats inside, people), and you will lose actual quantities of blood.

The smart water, shitty movie, and aveeno references really pull this comment together.

Florida Senator Marco Rubio said today that gun control Trump’s plan to fight opioids is not a solution to prevent more mass shootings drug abuse. “I’m trying to be clear and honest here, someone who has decided to commit this crime take drugs, they will find a way to get the gun drugs to do it,” Rubio said...

The mentally ill are a useful scapegoat to avoid discussing the very real problem (gun culture, white supremacy, disillusioned young white men, people so desperate for fame they’ll commit evil acts etc).

Can the liberal treehuggers be farting around him a lot? Farting lots of bean sprout and kale farts? Nice pungent vegan farts?

I think traditionally this is when the Arrested Development narrator pops up.

I would give them all the scritches.

Wish it were Eric and Don Jr

There is still some justice in the world: in South Africa, a pride of lions killed and ate a poacher.

If you really love dogs, really truly love them, how could you possibly own a Pug? They were literally bred to have so many health problems, and it genuinely hurts my heart when I hear one struggling to breathe doing the simplest things.

Team Bernies for life:

Maybe Bristol is finally tired of Dakota leaving unsecured pistols sitting out on the tables?

I loved the name Piper until Orange is the New Black ruined it for me.

Ahh Religion, The cause and solution to all life’s problems!

Sarah and Todd Palin married on August 29, 1988, and they have five children: sons Track Cj (born 1989) and Trig Paxson Van (born 2008), and daughters Bristol Sheeran Marie (born 1990), Willow Bianca Faye (born 1994), and Piper Indy Grace (born 2001).

You’re going to tease us like that??? Deetz plz!!?