Never got the “thing” about Ewan McGregor. Looks as pasty and weird as any other normal dude from Scotland. I lived there for years and, uh, took a pretty broad survey. First words out of my husband’s mouth when we went back to visit a few years ago was “Wow. I feel so tall and good looking.” Next words were “What the…

Stupid sexy Flanders

+1 stupid, sexy Flanders

The answer to the Shibs is simple: The Shibs represent Trump’s America. And 60 percent of Trump supporters have sex with their siblings

*Google fingers start itching* thanks for the tip!

When I used facebook (I don’t anymore) I entered a fake birthday when I joined, cuz my info isn’t their business. When that date would roll around and I’d get a host of bullshit “HBD!” wishes from people who didn’t even realize that it was six months from my actual birthday, I just had to roll my eyes.

Less Trump sex talk and more dog pictures, Ponies.

Donald Trump doesn’t NEED intelligence briefings. His intelligence is already as brief as possible.

I worked with a guy that had the same way of getting informed as Trump. One morning, he asked me how to do something again and I told him that “I have shown you this multiple times before, look in the software’s help where I found out how to do it. I have things I need to get done.” He totally flipped out and bitched…

I tried really hard:

I’d argue isolated incidents like this stand out to us because we’ve actually gotten a lot better about how we treat domestic animals/pets. It wasn’t that long ago that the norm was to kill a dog or cat anytime it became inconvenient for either the owner or society. Kids and adults tortured animals by doing things…

“You can either flush it or set it free outside.”
“OK”
Then, walk around the corner. Buy something in a small plastic container. Dump contents in trash. Go to the bathroom and wash it out and then dry it. Go find a fork, or just use a ballpoint pen and poke a bunch of holes in the lid. Put hamster in container. Gently…

Someone gave betas out as the “gift bag” at a birthday my daughter went to. Her mother was not amused, and I can only imagine how many had “accidents” in the next few weeks, but the one she got lasted quite a while.

SMH Crying. The picture that bitch put into my brain of that poor defenseless creature fighting not to be killed by the only one it depended on for everything, makes me want to find her and hold her head in a toilet. I don’t want her to die because I want her to have to live with the image she just made me live with.…

I want to strangle that wedding party, man. That just..goddamn. What is wrong with people?

I worked at a wedding venue and one of the weddings has betta fish in their centerpieces. At the end of the night I heard the family saying “Now go flush the fish down the toilet.” I stepped in and said “Please don’t. Just leave them and I’ll deal with it.”

And what’s the usual lifespan of a hamster? Less than 5 years? Dependant on how long she needs a support animal, she’s going to be going through them at a pretty reasonable rate, regardless of how exactly they shuffle off this metal coil.....

Compare and contrast, people.

Why do people think hamsters are flushable!?!?! I was once told by a vet to flush a hamster with a broken leg down the toilet because the operation to fix him would cost too much. We found a new vet to fix hamlet and he lived a long and happy 3legged life.

She could’ve given a poor guy a napkin for a parachute getaway attempt at least