I honestly think that anyone, male or female, who has seven kids could use similiar advice as rude as it may be. Having seven kids while being a drug addict doesnt really make me feel bad for this lady, just her kids.

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Many years ago in what seems like another life, a male co-worker asked to touch my boobs to see if they were real, I responded that if he wanted to risk losing teeth when I punched him in the mouth he should go ahead but I couldn’t be held accountable for a natural reaction to someone touching my boobs without…

I think the Obama follow may be a holdover from when Michelle was FLOTUS.

Ugh. Seriously. Tourists, stop ruining infrastructure with your dumb and cliche lock.

Here is the thing on his head getting washed.

Extreme vetting indeed...

I feel like, if you name your kid “Stormi”, you can’t complain when they start misbehaving. Stormi sounds like the name of the biggest shit in your child’s preschool class.

I work in HR and I have seen some NAMES! My favorite of all time was a man who’s actual first name was Steelydan.

Except that she never said the words “Lady Doritos” — really not even close. When I listened to this podcast a few days ago, before all the drama erupted, I knew that what she said could be blown out of proportion. Her whole way of speaking is a bit like that, she is quite blunt throughout the interview. She was asked…

Anybody see this, from slate:

Pepsico is foolish. Everyone knows women don’t eat chips! We only eat yogurt and salad, while laughing.

I love any type of Cheeto/cheezdoodle type product. This is why wet wipes were invented!

In Salem MA, the boys teams are the Witches, and the the girls teams are called... wait for it... the Lady Witches.

Why stop there? I want 4D Doritos.

Pepsi is a huge conglomerate whose CEO is a woman of color. This was one comment from a long interview with her where she is discussing how Pepsi is trying to stay relevant in an evolving food and beverage market. What she was explaining was based on market research (probably millions of dollars worth). So in a time…

Miss Vicki’s jalapeño or vinegar. Chomping all through lunch time in a sea of cubicles. You only live once.

I only knew one human girl named Stormi/Stormy/Stormie. Her last name was - no lyin’ - Knight.

So when young Stormi fulfills her genetic destiny and becomes an adult entertainer, she’s gonna adopt something like “Margaret Stevenson” or “Agnes Jones” as a stage name, right?