phoebebananahammock
PhoebeBananahammock
phoebebananahammock

There is a difference between the existence of some book stores in big cities and a thriving industry.

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Excuse me but no, for quick trips around town we grab a buddy and a broom and curl our way there.

Iā€™m Australian and did a year long high school exchange to the Netherlands. At the end ignore it, I was getting peopleā€™s email addresses and one guy asked me if we had the internet in Australia. I said ā€œno, and e donā€™t have electricity eitherā€. HE BELIEVED ME!

But, but... Je suis Charlie, right? (Itā€™s fucking tough to defend Charlie Hebdoā€™s freedom of speech sometimes).

This questioning always amazes me. One of the tenets of their faith is proselytizing. They go into areas that are predominately peopled with brown non-Christians and try to convert them. But when they have these two brown people who state, for the record, that they are Christians, those two people are given theā€¦

He said he wants to end ā€œchain migration,ā€ the racist dogwhistle for immigrants bringing their families into the country. He says family members shouldnā€™t get special treatment if they donā€™t have valuable skills:Ā I guess heā€™s pissed that heā€™s paying for Melaniaā€™s parents to live in the States?

Something tells me Nancy Spector wouldā€™ve denied the request even if theyā€™d asked for a set of refrigerator magnets from the gift shop.

I was saying ā€œboo-urns.ā€

obvious, but necessary:

I may eat my words but agree with Nikki Haleyā€™s assessment of this being a disgusting rumour.

Our last African-American president? Or our last president, ever? Because given the current attacks on our democracy, either seems possible.

Really?

I have zero doubt that heā€™s done this before and gotten away with it. And he would have gotten way with it if it werenā€™t for those meddling Swedes.

Okay, so I recently had a stopover at Seatac (to mainland Europe via Seattle and London) and when I left Canada they had all kinds of problems checking me in. As in: I needed to be checked in all over again at every airport or otherwise Iā€™d be a no-show.

What a truly bizarre idea in the first place. ā€œLetā€™s acknowledge this girlā€™s trauma by building a memorial fountain at the crime scene.ā€

Six degrees of separation. Iā€™m currently in rehearsal for a show with a man who...knows this woman quite intimately. BECAUSE SHE HID IN HIS ATTIC FOR TWO WEEKS...she lived up there and would come down after everyone went to work/school and go about her day then sneak back up to the attic before everyone came home.

But how does she find a seat? I havenā€™t been on a plane in the last twenty years that wasnā€™t fully booked.

And ya know...if his gf WANTS to do this, then I guess it is her right. If thatā€™s how she gets kinky, then whatever. But to insist his daughters should behave that way is abhorant. If it was their choice, so be it, but if not, itā€™s inconcevable to me that a father would risk the safety and welfare of his daughtersā€¦