phoebebananahammock
PhoebeBananahammock
phoebebananahammock

There is a difference between the existence of some book stores in big cities and a thriving industry.

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Excuse me but no, for quick trips around town we grab a buddy and a broom and curl our way there.

I’m Australian and did a year long high school exchange to the Netherlands. At the end ignore it, I was getting people’s email addresses and one guy asked me if we had the internet in Australia. I said ā€œno, and e don’t have electricity eitherā€. HE BELIEVED ME!

But, but... Je suis Charlie, right? (It’s fucking tough to defend Charlie Hebdo’s freedom of speech sometimes).

This questioning always amazes me. One of the tenets of their faith is proselytizing. They go into areas that are predominately peopled with brown non-Christians and try to convert them. But when they have these two brown people who state, for the record, that they are Christians, those two people are given the…

He said he wants to end ā€œchain migration,ā€ the racist dogwhistle for immigrants bringing their families into the country. He says family members shouldn’t get special treatment if they don’t have valuable skills:Ā I guess he’s pissed that he’s paying for Melania’s parents to live in the States?

Something tells me Nancy Spector would’ve denied the request even if they’d asked for a set of refrigerator magnets from the gift shop.

I was saying ā€œboo-urns.ā€

obvious, but necessary:

I may eat my words but agree with Nikki Haley’s assessment of this being a disgusting rumour.

Our last African-American president? Or our last president, ever? Because given the current attacks on our democracy, either seems possible.

Really?

I have zero doubt that he’s done this before and gotten away with it. And he would have gotten way with it if it weren’t for those meddling Swedes.

Okay, so I recently had a stopover at Seatac (to mainland Europe via Seattle and London) and when I left Canada they had all kinds of problems checking me in. As in: I needed to be checked in all over again at every airport or otherwise I’d be a no-show.

What a truly bizarre idea in the first place. ā€œLet’s acknowledge this girl’s trauma by building a memorial fountain at the crime scene.ā€

Six degrees of separation. I’m currently in rehearsal for a show with a man who...knows this woman quite intimately. BECAUSE SHE HID IN HIS ATTIC FOR TWO WEEKS...she lived up there and would come down after everyone went to work/school and go about her day then sneak back up to the attic before everyone came home.

But how does she find a seat? I haven’t been on a plane in the last twenty years that wasn’t fully booked.

And ya know...if his gf WANTS to do this, then I guess it is her right. If that’s how she gets kinky, then whatever. But to insist his daughters should behave that way is abhorant. If it was their choice, so be it, but if not, it’s inconcevable to me that a father would risk the safety and welfare of his daughters…