I honestly thought they might go in a whole other direction with that and imply that Eddie Van Blundht was actually just Mulder being a bit of a creep.

All over Missouri, forced-birth politicians are having a Valarie Hodges moment.

I’ve been pretty down on the revival (including the Were-monster episode, which I still don’t think is good), but this was just wonderfully silly. I was dying when the alien started doing the stupid “bing bong” Trump bomb thing as he ascended the slow ramp.

“Post-Modern Prometheus” and “Small Potatoes”. Two episodes that are beloved yet unsettlingly sympathetic to rapists.

I think the point was to highlight the misogyny of the time.

As I understood it, it wasn’t a joke but another meta reference, pretty sharply and bluntly pointing out that women have been notoriously shut out of the X-Files writers room, etc. So, this line is actually as timely as it gets in 2018 and (as a woman) I’m glad it’s in there to highlight the absurdity of the still…

Did anyone pick up when they were in the parking garage, Reggie was explaining to Mulder and Scully about how it’s monetized and corporations pay a lot for Dr. They’s technology/technique, he is about to drop a name. It sounds/seems like G.E. or similar, the video actually jumps/chops or something to give the…

I used to charge my tables that did this for a fruit salad. The tip already wasn’t happening, so why not?

I was a room-service server back in the day, but I always understood why people did this. Mostly because I’ve seen the Datelines where they show housekeeping cleaning every surface in the room—coffee pot, counters, toilets and glasses—with the same rag. At least you know the glasses you’re getting from the restaurant…

Sorry to come down off the top rope, but I’m rapidly reaching the point where I’ve had enough with the age-related stuff and I’m only 51. At 56, I’m sure you know exactly what I mean. I also, objectively, look much younger than I am, so people always assume I’m in my late 30s. If that. So, I get to hear all sorts…

Contrary to popular belief, the camel’s hump isn’t a magical place where water is stored. In reality, it’s actually a storage place for fat, which allows the camels to trek long distances without eating. To avoid dehydration, camels have a very unique adaptation in their blood cells, which prevents damage over…

Though, should anyone really be drinking multiple sodas per day? Especially multiple sodas at one meal...

Which is why we should just have people’s wages incorporated into the cost of dining and f*ck all with tipping.

Her?

And also trump reportedly has seen it and *hates* it, which makes him resent sessions even more than he already did. Not unlike what McCarthy did to Sean Spicer, having a woman portray a cabinet member really seems to get under trump’s simultaneously leathery/paper-thin skin. That must be deeply rewarding feedback for…

Noticed that Kathy’s tweet was sent at 4:20.

This SNL piece is getting love all over the internet, and despite my love for Kate McKinnon, I just don’t understand the praise. I thought it was terrible.

The great thing about Melissa McCarthy’s Sean Spicer, or Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton and KellyAnne Conway, is that the SNL characters actually resemble, in…

I love that SNL is to the point where the people saying its golden age has passed were likely not alive when it had its golden age.

Colin Jost is fine but I really, truly do not like Michael Che. I know I’m going to sound like *such* a Jezebel reader, but I just feel like he hates women. He tells lots of jokes (and it’s always him, not Jost, which makes me think that he is choosing to tell them) that start with “I support the Me Too movement but”…

I just thought the whole thing that brought Scilly back into the arms of Mulder being some quip about being old and dried up by a psychotic woman was a bit out of character. I mean, not getting a tattoo possibly made with hallucinatory ink character, but still not really “Scully”, in the way that the generalization “a…