The course/coarse misspelling is my pet peeve. Drives me crazy.

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I think I speak for many people when I say I would happily tune in just to stare at Thomas Roberts read the shipping forecast and flight departures and arrivals.

You wish you had his figure. He’s the perfect specimen, with a body like Ed Bighead from Rocco’s Modern life

I’m short, so those head supports are great but only up to a point.

I’m short, so those head supports are great but only up to a point.

He’s a freaking idiot. When I first read the story I thought it was his brother, Jake Ryan, that posted it. His brother is a really annoying character on a Disney show my little watches. Either way both of their faces are extremely punchable.

Seriously I’m shocked that’s all it costs... these kind of shindigs can easily bring in multiple thousands per guest.

That van has too many windows, and where’s the river?

Can I have some ravioli and then skip straight to the breakfast buffet?

Glad to know I have at least that in common with someone...even if they are five years old.

Why do marketing folks hate vowels?

Why do marketing folks hate vowels?

Not gonna lie, that ravioli sounds pretty bomb. The rest of the menu though, meh.

Hard same. This time of year is hard too, because everyone seems to be celebrating with the love of their life and I stayed in, sharing ice cream with the cats. Ugh.

I’m 37 and while I’d like to find someone to share my life with in a non-friends way I’m also watching friends put up with bullshit to be with someone. I literally just got home from a friend’s NYD open house where I met her boyfriend for the first time. He was barking at her to tell everyone else at the party to be…

Yes. It looks like something Marie Barone would have worn to a “fancy” function.

Screw M&Ms and Hershey’s, save the good chocolate!

Because there aren’t still Armenians? What a weird thing to say.

‘Instagram star..’, NO. Stop.

Alcohol - The cause of and solution to all life’s problems.

Tee-hee! That was fun! Anything to make him mad!