Happy Holidays including - but not limited to - Christmas!

Trump is just being modest. He also:

Is there any other way to eat kale? I still think it needs to return to being the bedding for the salad bar.

Big Macs have lettuce. Lettuce is a vegetable. Ergo, Donald Trump is a vegetarian.

Donald Trump ate a vegetable? I don’t believe it. Fake news

Celebrity? I must be too old, coz I have no idea who that is.

And “hordes” of people, “straitjacket”, and “defuse” tension, goddammit!

Goddamn right. And it’s rein in and bated breath, goddammit!

The box was delivered to one of Mnuchin’s neighbors on accident

Other than a few blips here and there, my nasty neighbor, Bible Betty has been relatively quiet (and relatively law-abiding since she has a no trespass agreement from her last real big blow out). She decided that the day that I am super duper sick is a GREAT day to pull out the box of shit and have at it. She and 2…

???

Wouldn’t it be great to have a President Whitehouse in the White House? For so many reasons.

I love this with a great love! It will cheer me up no end.

I was being obnoxious, but your answer is good and proper.

The Buddha himself said this in the Kalama Sutta:

September 2015, the Princess was in the news for stating publicly that animals do not have rights because they do not pay taxes, have bank accounts or vote.

Wow. The Kay Jewelers Christmas jewelry is getting uglier each year.

That whole OKC blog post was so obnoxious and patronizing. Wow. Whoever green-lit that post deserves to be shitcanned. You don’t alienate your users like that.

God that show was a hoot before it bee-lined for gaudy conspiracy theory bullshit.

Boy, the stealth marketing for the next season of The X-Files has really stepped it up. Which will make it all the more disappointing when the show sucks again ...