I only found out a few years ago that they were a couple.

WTF???

I’ll only eat raw tomatoes if they’re thinly sliced and hidden between other ingredients in a burger or sandwich. Otherwise, eww...

“hair pantaloons” - good one. I call them fur genie pants.

Sounds like Ned Flanders.

The youngest girls’ names are mostly okay.

His wife must be thrilled.

Geez, the whiplash of going from the text to the photo!

Me too!!!

I was bawling when I heard a mouse struggling to get out of a glue trap at my parents’ house (it did escape when they left the trap outside).

She could have left it in its crate (which she brought) in a visible area of the airport. Someone would’ve picked it up.

The last one shows he’s not racist! /s

I had to buy a waterproof Surefit cover. Definitely worth it!

Yes! I ended up with a third (foster fail) because he and my girl kitty fell in love.

Interesting. I had that feeling when I went flying over the handlebars of my bike and landed face first on the sidewalk.

My cousins once unplugged the carbon monoxide detector to charge their damn iPods back in the day.

There’s women’s toothpaste???

Never mind, someone replied with the same comment.

I know of an Evyn and a Jordyn. Thought they were girls, but no, they’re boys.