He seems to have taken and twisted PM Trudeau’s “Diversity is our strength.”

“When it’s time to bone down, though, what’s that ghost dick looking like? Transparent, semi-sheer, and sort of wispy, I’d imagine, but in the shape of an actual human penis—when it enters a human orifice, though, is that pleasurable? Is it like getting fucked by an icicle?”

I read that list of restaurants in the voice of Stefon from SNL.

I got a very strong Stuart Smalley vibe from that statement.

Hello, fellow grumpy spinster. Every morning I pass by a neighbour who’s out with her two foofy e dogs. They’re not leashed (they’re quite small). If I happen to be running for the bus, they get excited and come running after me. Then she shouts at them, “Randy, Dave, get back here!” Hilarious names for purse dogs.

I’ve reported posts bashing Muslims, immigrants, etc. and always get a response saying that they haven’t violated the guidelines.

When I was a kid (in Canada); it was only called “La vache qui rit” but it’s now called “The Laughing Cow” in English. It seems wrong.

I’m guilty of that. Sat down beside a quokka and gave it a pat. In my defence, there were no “don’t touch the wildlife signs” at the time.

Yep, a smug, liberal hypocrite flying halfway around the world to see a dying relative.

I’ve decided not to visit the US while Cheetolini is in office. I unfortunately have a connecting flight in LA next year, but that couldn’t be avoided without spending an extra $500+.

Yes. When I was travelling in Australia, the restaurant prices seemed expensive, but when you take into account that tax is included and there’s no tip, they were reasonable.

In Canada, it’s also spelled with a “z” - another clue that Assange wrote it?

I don’t think most of the Americans wanting to move to Canada realize how difficult it is. Actually, Trump was at one point praising our merit-based immigration system.

true...

I read an article a few days ago about how a newspaper got a paper about pigs flying published in one of those fake journals.

Oh, white people suddenly discovering turmeric...

I’m going to start referring to myself as an ice Mexican when I travel to the US.

Yeah, me neither. I think. There was one incident that I’m not sure about, but I’ve never been subject to anything overt.

I love Seth Meyers’ “FATHER NOOOO!!!”

We do have a military presence in Iraq - training soldiers. I doubt that this little shit knows that, though.