Brit here, ain’t a thing over this side of the pond that explains Mr. Potato..or the selective sentience..or why, in that zoo episode, Madame Gazelle freaks out at the lion and the crocodile...or explains if bacon sandwiches or full English/Scottish breakfasts are a thing for Peppa and co.

But..you made that up in PS..right? Some kind of horror showcase of your skills..right?... please!

..that’s an eeveelution.. right?

..crisps.

Erm..what was immediately and significantly off putting?

One of the main arguments against the abolition of the monarchy is the millions of pounds worth of royal branded tat that American tourists buy every year.

I mean..yeah, kinda, an ever dwindling number..but it's mostly Americans with the royal hard/wide on..

Apologies for the off topic but...

Apologies for the off topic but...

My mum’s been freelance since the nineties, that’s how she’s able to give you the teeny peen discount.

...not all white people?

Definitely a possible interpretation, and my apologies if it’s so.. but also possible is that the op is an undercover Karen, or just unnecessarily judgey.

Hmm think you mean you hope she comes to share your opinions on what constitutes empowerment and black feminism.

I mean..serious question..why do y’all use Twitter?

Aye, header picture dude is clearly about to kill James Bond or Natalya Simonova.

Been waiting about a week for this article lol.

Anybody else hear a "Rich Man's World" Immortal Technique when reading that?

Header image, only WOC..

That same thought occurs just about every time I check the news, then I remember:

Isn’t this just a cheesecake?