Try getting on a plane with that improvised electronic device.

I've had one of those by KitchenAid for ten years. Never missed a beat.

or don't own a car and take cabs and buses and drink as much as you want.

Never cared for either DBZ or KFC but I want some freaking fried chicken now.

My firiend rolled his Relient K breaking through two palm trees. I wasn't wearing a seatbelt although I was religious about wearing them until that point. I rolled around the interior as we went over three and a half times, coming to rest on the roof. I was lying on my back on the ceiling of the car with my head out…

It's in her contract. You haven't read her contract?

People that can afford that kind of stuff have other people that clean that kind of stuff.

Yeah I'm kinda leashed to my rig by the fact that the track is going end in three minutes.

I was lucky enough to see them in much smaller places than Glastonbury.

Cheapest thunderbolt SSD I've seen yet. Might be my new boot drive.

I wanted one so bad but the salesman was such an ass, I walked off the lot and bought a Camaro.

because durability and weather sealed

Oh I'm so sad that.... wait, nope.

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

I just hope that "space hotel" will be an affordable thing for me before I die.

Women often mistake cocksurity for confidence.

.... to Canada. Wait, what?

I can, and have, striped several Macs, including laptops, to their bare components and I buy Apple Care for all of my and my family's Macs. When you look at the time and parts the average repair costs, it's worth it.

I didn't see Thor in the theaters and the frost giant scenes were way too dark for the black levels my 3 year old Samsung is capable of.

I've used, for years, a George Foreman GR36P Grand Champ 133 Square Inch Extra Value Grill. Why? Because it's big enough for six strips of bacon. If you've never had bacon on a George Foreman, well, you've still got something to live for.