Of course I got it, that's why I explained it for the less fortunate. Thanks for playing!

What did he expect to happen at KFYR?

I can't stop watching it. So I looked up his resume tape, and apparently he was told his real last name was "too latino" based on what he changed it to.

At least he's used to being from the East Coast, that should serve him well.

What's he trying to say? That Tebow can dodge bullets now?

+1

Sorry, @chribbunker, but @bruce_arthur explicitly states on his profile that he does not, in fact, stick to sports. Read the fine print. Your tweet is invalid.

Hopefully some viewer called the league office to report that push that Waiters gave Andersen and he will be assessed a technical foul.

Do you think two explosions seconds apart in an area where thousands of people were congregating were just a coincidence?

Mama Cass was watching the Subway 500!

"DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE BALLS BOUNCING OFF YOUR HEAD! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!"

Maybe he just really loves living in Springfield.

Monkey balls.

Bev got 99 problems but GeniusSoup ain't one!!1!

Too long distance. Didn't read.

"Well that explains the sexually explicit texts I was getting at 2am. SMFH!"

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Screwed by the Russian judge again!

Donaghy gets points for making his ransom letter look official.

“Do you see that lovely cone over there?