Meh. Call me when he opens the Hayden Panettiereium.

The wall between turns 3 and 4 at Daytona.

Don't you tease me. Don't you dare tease me.

slap the shit out of each other and slowly back your opponent into a set of bleacher seats

Nobody. I'm covered in dust. You got a broom? Lint brush?

Messing around...but I was watching that live when it happened and remember rewinding it because I thought it was me who was fucked up.

It was the Grammys. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

+ uno

Melissa King still denies it's her, even with the part where she says her name and she's doing porn of her own free will? That is one crazy coincidence that her doppelganger has the same name as her.

Either way, you should probably never jump again.

"Rookie"

I know!

Yes, but it was totally unrelated. I've been discussing this issue with my doctor.

Glorious!

Coincidentally, "Her ewe stay" is a commonly heard phrase in Sacramento divorce proceedings.

Okay, that was trippy. I clicked that "not worth the trouble" link you posted and there this was right there in the list....

The beard is a good look for Dirk's side job as the lead singer for the Spin Move Doctors.

The Marlins should just lay back and enjoy it.

Funny that Blackman is standing next to the "Pros" sign when clearly he should be in front of the "Cons."

Probably doesn't have a strong film career ahead of him even though he was solid on The Office.