Next stop Starville!

You're a complete idiot. Should've been you instead of Jean's kid.

Wow... Humor is not necessary or welcome in EVERY fucking situation. Especially this one. You're a soulless fuck

Your disgraceful, horrendous attempt at humor is not alleviated by the "seriously..." sign off.

I'm now a LeBron fan.

Why wouldn't he just put a bottle of grey goose in a cooler?

Because Rob Ford or Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida would've been too timely and relevant.

Ugh, why is this getting so many recommendations?

Interesting website. I've heard good* things.

This is as far back as it goes. It's been a fun journey, Phin, but I have to venture back to 2014. I'll tell ya, 2009 just wasn't meant for an old marmol like myself.

I really really like women, too. I just like dick more.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

Ok, I'll bite...I don't understand that comment you linked to. What's the joke/point? He mentions Yes, Pynchon, St. Peter, Kemp and Rakim...okay. What's the connection?

The Leys must have owned a shitload of slaves because Tom has more white guilt than any blogger I've ever seen

studs like me are impervious to pressure

"Hey kids, who wants to see James Harden?"

LeBron will never win a title in this league. I can see that after watching his little rappy-hippity-hoppity handshake with JayZ. That told me everything I need to know about LeBron. He's not a leader.

"Queer Eyes, Full Stomach, Can't Lose."

@Phintastic: Woo West Coast! I gotta start waking up early so none of the good jokes get taken.