Hey Ricky,
Huge Phins fan here, any regrets about that year you took off, considering how well you played when you came back, or was that due to the break?

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Pretty nice juxtaposition of this line:

I'm guessing the billions of dollars that ESPN, Fox, CBS and NBC pay the NFL to broadcast the games is the reason. Just a hunch. There's no way the NFL would make up that money just by getting their own ad revenue. And they don't have to do anything extra. The games are being played and the other networks are begging…

I'm guessing the billions of dollars that ESPN, Fox, CBS and NBC pay the NFL to broadcast the games is the reason. Just a hunch.

Manager: *trying to stifle laughter*

This would be so much better and freaking hilarious if he stole the bike, twice even. Citibank is such a sadsack institution, they deserve to get their shit stolen.

Think you forgot to write the joke. Can you still edit?

I would have loved to see some snarky joke or sarcasm about how they just republished PBS' release. As it stands, this comment is just telling us we read a release, which was obvious.

The Magic only use it 50 nights a year with pre and regular season. Does the city get all the concessions and parking? They still have 300+ nights to try to get other events in there. Still, the rent they get from the team is weak.

Shouldn't they just own part of the building and get a slice that revenue from concessions and parking and whatever? This idea is like saying I built an office building so therefore I'm part owner in every business that leases space.

Ha, like anyone would take sex advice from you!

Has anyone ever noticed that if that 6 had a dick, and the 9 a vagina (or vice versa I suppose), it would look like they were giving each other oral at the same time? That's crazy. I'd call it a "two times the fun" position.

It's a long and boring story.

Not sure if this became a reply because I fucked up or Kinja!

The lede is the most vital line in a story.

More like Arrestahoe County, amirite?

How do you know that's not Spike Lee as black Santa?

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