In unison, everybody...

That’s the worst punishment he could have received.

(PS: Jockey still makes cotton underwear, and you can buy all-black 3-packs. I’ve been wearing black cotton since like 1985 and I’m damned if I’m going to switch to plastic panties now! Srsly who the fuck puts nylon against their Happy Place and expects it to stay happy?)

For the record - mother teresa was a sadist who believed that the poor were meant to suffer in the name of Christ. She withheld pain medication to the most desperate to fulfill her own views of serving god. She also baptised the dying regardless of their religion or preferences, and accepted money from an embezzler.

Stop it, you guys. My boyfriend George Glass was killed in the Bowling Green massacre. Have some sympathy for my tragedy.

It’s Jared Kushner. :/

Hey maiszutalors, stop being an utter and complete dick, okay? I looked through your post history. If you’re miserable, go somewhere else with it.

She doesn’t make shit. Nor design them. Just like her daddy, she slaps her name on it after somebody else does all the work.

Oh, goody. Now we will get to see all the hillbillies threatening to boycott a store they never heard of.

Someone read a piece from a Wagner opera.

Summary: “The blacks love me.”

You’re a lying troll. I ACTUALLY, FOR REAL live in Brooklyn, surrounded by immigrants. Fuck you.

Just like all those Facebook posts on Saturday’s march that reference the “gays and women suffering under Sharia Law.” Like they really care.

As a child-free woman I could NEVER get a straight answer from health teachers and abstinence advocates! Even in high school I was the PITA saying “Okay, but what about those of us who NEVER want kids?” Is it nunnery or GTFO?

“You should be happy your rapist settled for you. Nobody else wants you.”

Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

Oh, fuck this bitch. I’m sure I will never see her in person, and that is absolutely for the best. I would punch her.

She looks like a majorette, ready to twirl her baton at the head of Trump’s tremendous military parades

He famously (or infamously, if we’re being accurate) said he wanted to get rid of the Department of Energy (except he couldn’t remember the name of it, oops!), but he didn’t actually know what the Department of Energy does?

Saying Hillary Clinton “bears some responsibility” for Trump’s Presidency is right up there with saying a woman “bears some responsibility” for getting raped.