Dead people coming back to life, and poor Gendry is still out there rowing.
He’s appearing as a grumpy old Janitor who loves his cats.
Ms. Crowley, you won’t see the White House
Ms. Crowley, it now belongs to the louse
Approaching a time that is tragic
He hears the Russins’ call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Peeing with their backs to the wall
Crowley issued the following statement:
They say girls are attracted to men like their fathers.
Since it was Europe, it probably wasn’t a bat mitzvah present.
He has no clue who that is.
Really, that Opie dead eyed piece of shit?
Yes, the “dress shops” reference made me concerned that Betty Grable, Donna Reed and the Andrews Sisters won’t be able to find a thing to wear.
I hear the local beauty parlors are also very busy.
I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.
Nobody requires you to a) partake in it, or even b) read it. But you know what, imma give him exactly the same chance the GOP gave Obama. There, you happy now Sparky?
They still haven’t finished. Once they double it over a couple times and make a few laps around his head, then you’ll see.
I’m switching this year to:
Thin skinned crybabies are so triggered when they hear Happy Holidays. They need to go back to their goddamn Christmas safe spaces.
It never was the same since Famine went solo, but I have high hopes for their sophomore effort.
Hey, Chachi--sit on it!
Oh dig my grave both wide and deep,
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that his conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.