Some Americans were tired of people thinking they were stupid.

I’m not pissing on your leg, its raining.

“...co-owner Henrietta Brewer told the nursing home they don’t “deal with their kind.”

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

Wasn’t Texas the place that kept slaves for several years after the end of the Civil War and had to be forced to give it up? Isn’t Texas the state with the lowest threshold for what qualifies as “mental retardation” under the law.

Learn to read private dickcheese. I was out with my honorable before you were out of middle school and I never said I support piracy. I said there is a cause, and it was being starved out by Europeans.

Go fuck yourself Ivanka.

“As I’ve said in the past, I believe Mississippi’s history deserves study and reflection, no matter how unpleasant or complicated the matter may be.”

Go jerk it into your traitors flag.

Carly Simon can do whatever the fuck she wants. She’s Carly Simon, and she’s performed Coming Around Again with Itsy Bitsy Spider forever. In fact Itsy Bitsy Spider was the b-side of the single! It’s just a thing. (She was the mother of little ones when she did that, so...)

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

I got a sneak peak at the investigation form the Arkansas GOP recommends doctors use to comply with this law:

“The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.”

Also, if I wanted a clown to be President, I wouldn’t vote for Trump.

The miner “shouldn’t have to pay so a single mom can use PBS”, but does have to pay for Barron fucking Trump to live in a golden apartment. This is shit is so fucked up.

“Dad and Trump are literally living in the same building and mom says they go up and down all day long hanging and plotting together.”

...at home, in a jar.

So it’s a remake of The Blob in space.

“I’m not sure how an expert in designing cheap, overpriced clothes and accessories that end up in the TJ Maxx discount bin could contribute anything in the White House, but who knows.”

Because if a Cuban Missile type crisis happens, who else would you want ready to advise the president and generals than a handbag designer?