“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

I mean, look, if people aren’t smart enough to pick up on the Citizen’s United portion of that comment, then honestly they deserve a little trolling.

Somewhere in Hollywood a dozen hacks simultaneously just got the same idea to re-imagine Casablanca for 2018.

Except that RT is a state sponsored media outlet. They are owned by the Russian government.

Or as George Monbiot once said,

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Yeah but we should leave Ronald Reagan out of this.

Jared’s dad is a fucking asshole tax cheat and embezzler who set up his own brother-in-law with a hooker, then sent the tape to his sister. So fuck that guy, he’s as bad as Trump. She’s perfectly lovely, though. JK, I actually have no idea what she’s like, but her husband and son are assholes.

I thought peeing in a urinal and/or in the alley behind a bar to skip the long women’s line was just a college rite of passage. No? Just me and my gross friends? OK then.

It’s almost as if this whole thing is less about “protecting” the children from imaginary bathroom danger and more about punishing trans people for making life choices this shitgibbon doesn’t agree with.

Triumph Of The Nil.

I’m confused, was he also accused of gay pedophilia? I thought that was the one and only line too far for Republicans? Everything else is apparently acceptable. Who are these amazing and handsome warriors for civil rights and social justice who cast the sole voice of racism from their party? How can I thank them? I…

in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

You know, I’m sick and tired of hearing people slam MSM all the time. I think it gets a bad rap, honestly. In fact, I think it’s underrated! I know the takeout I get from the Chinese place down the road wouldn’t be the same without it.

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

17 =/= 13.

lots of abuse victims normalise their abuse in this way. doesn’t make it not abuse, though. keep telling yourself whatever you need to to get by, though.

It’s interesting to note that the quoted paragraph often came up in many episodes of NBC’s How To Catch a Predator.

Is it me or is Cadillac one of the only brands where when new people poke fun of them but 20-30 years later the cars look great? The car posted above is exactly what my Aunt owned for years. A big slab of metal on wheels with a waterbed soft interior you’d sink in up to your arm pits. At the time the thing was…