When you legitimately think you’re that slick that you’ve come up with one nobody has tried before in Current Year.

Alright, now I’m pissed. I was not expecting to have to sympathize with fucking Justin Timberlake of all people today. But that passage there—

for an incident that was definitely more his fault than her fault

[Jackson] adding, “If I were you, I wouldn’t say anything.” Of course, Timberlake should’ve recognized that that doesn’t literally mean “don’t say anything,” so one could argue that it’s still fair to point out that his lack of a response did nothing but benefit him and lay all of the blame on her, but that would be…

Ah, I have found his problem, it is “Making movies targeted at an audience of Joe Manchin”

I kind of feel bad for McKay. A Twitter meltdown is like being in a rip tide where you’re guaranteed to drown if you put up a fight. Stop trying to plead your case, even if you made the most insightful point in the world you come off as desperate and flailing... Just ride it out and hope you can swim to shore.

If you spell out Betty on a telephone it adds up to 30, and White is 28, which equals 58. The fifth letter of the alphabet is E and the eighth one is H. Reverse that and you’ve got the initials for Herb Edelman, who played Stan on the Golden Girls. Edelman appeared on 17 episodes of St. Elsewhere.

Her warning is literally about the mature themes, mate. You’re the one turning this into a big deal like a fucken drama queen.

At first I thought it was a bot.

I’m always fascinated to come across an Internet commenter who uses weird typography, like consistently using the registered trademark symbol or other unusual symbols, odd abbreviations, etc. Like, a lot of what they’re saying sounds reasonable but then the writing style makes them sound like a lunatic.

I can't tell if this guy is some dumb teenager who recently watched a bunch of YouTube explainer videos about the rise of streaming services, or if it's someone doing a very good satire of a dumb teenager who recently watched a bunch of YouTube explainer videos about the rise of streaming services. 

The musical number was funny as an idea of a Steve Rogers/Avengers musical, but not so much in execution, lyrics, visual gags, or whatever would constitute actual humor. The word I used to describe sitting through it was “excruciating.” I was resisting against fast forwarding or stopping it and I kind of wish I had.…

Maya does the same thing in the comics and the shooting does not kill him. It’s closure if they want to go that route or a new beginning if they want to go another I guess. I hope they bring both Daredevil and Kingpin back together in some way. I personally would love a Marvel Knights Movie.  Spider-man, Daredevil,…

People can go the polar opposite. I went to high school with a girl who was in a white supremecist group (30 years ago) and invited me on outings where they would go out and beat up black people in their town. I declined the invitations. A few years after school, I ran into her at a carnival. She was pushing a…

My best friend of 20+ years and I stopped talking altogether around the George Floyd protests because she works in law enforcement and I supported the protesters. People change. (Or reveal their hidden truths, depending on your philosophy of identity.)

It’s been 11 months and he hasn’t commented publicly on the claim that he participated in an attempted coup. That’s enough evidence to fire someone from a TV show for participating in an attempted coup.

Dick Cavett was making Chris Noth jokes during the great depression!

A for-the-paycheck role where Kelsey literally never leaves his own patio:

Conan was making Matt Lauer jokes back around the turn of the millennium.

HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS A COUP?!?!?

IDIOT!!!