The shit Dave Chappelle says about LGBT people is just straight-up bigoted. There’s no bold subtext or brilliant satire.

Ah, anti-protest humor. How edgy and not at all fascist.

“Every few months I drag them out for another aggregate watch—have those lyrics memorized now.”

I haven’t had electricity for almost a week and I still see no need for what's become of SNL.

Ahaha the Pence fly!!! Hot cup of cofefve for Mr. Orange Cheeto Donnie Drumpf!!!! Kill it re-SISTER!!!!!!!!

You already make celebrities rich and famous, you don't have to kiss their asses too.

Dear Lord, what a terrible idea.

Thanks, I hate it

Everyone on Modern Family seems to be doing quite fine.

I’ve seen more hours of Jeopardy than I've put in honest hard work in my life. But still.

Entire world’s burning down and we’re still doing this shit about “you almost made me think a celebrity was dead and I almost had a panic attack omgggg”?

The irony of genre fans calling anyone else "unwashed".

Professor Grandpa and Spring 2019 Musical Stagecraft 3123 Present:  Stop Making Sense Again

The prequels are neither as good as the originals, nor the worst/least enjoyable films ever made.

You won’t feel that level of disappointment if you detach yourself from the idea that billion-dollar action franchises should be good, important, and meaningful.

(gestures vaguely at billions of tofu eaters)

Note that Mike Schur's is the most overwritten, least funny of these replies.

Let them leave you up in the air

They can just take a couple of years off while their other 35 franchises print money, then people will be starving for any Star Wars movie.

Those aren’t C-listers. They're unlisted.