Oh sure. Cabinet appointment incoming.

Hillary saw Hamilton 3 times, but Madison 0 times.

For once the giant corporations were right, that was a total nonsense advertisement and a shitty excuse for comedy.

I may never say this again, but the giant affiliate groups were right about the 30 Rock “special”.

I’ve watched and enjoyed lots of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. But they are definitely cops, doing cop things—arresting people as sport, sending them off to Riker’s, wielding guns and having foot chases in the street, doing massive drug-war stings with federal cooperation, etc.

Doing press work for shitty movies that you just want to be out of your life must be really stultifying for actors. Like obviously both of these people know that this movie is pablum.

The word is "mushy".

I don’t think even Dave Bautista would agree with that.

Holy shit, that sounds absolutely terrible.

I assume you’ve forgotten that The Rock was a wrestler because of his robust movie career.

Maybe Kristen Bell could try being underexposed for awhile, see how that goes.

Unfortunately that’s also among the reasons that Parks and Rec has aged poorly.

Was that during the episode where Jake and Amy have a contest to see how many people they can arrest?

And everyone definitely knows who that is!

In 2007? By that year we had people diagramming partial birth abortions in Congressional floor speeches.

Right, and on the couch at home, a long movie is no big deal. But in the theater, they don’t stop it when I start tapping my foot and yawning distractedly so I can walk around or fill my drink up or whatever.

I have a constantly expanding list of people who do not seem to have real appeal but keep getting these parts. Clark Duke is also on there.

Say Me, No Way

I don’t like Josh Gad, but he at least seems to have singing and dancing talent.

At least I won’t have to see the commercials for it anymore. I'm so tired of this ghoul.