philnotphil
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I don’t know in which direction the cause/effect of Comic Book Ascendance and the ever-faster burning of the world runs, but it’s very real.

Adaptation/reboot. I didn’t say they only worked in CGI and animation, just that they haven’t made much in the way of original film stories.

Woof.

I thought Cheney was already in Congress when Cats came out.

Lord and Miller have worked mostly (entirely?) in the domains of CGI, branded CGI, reboot, and adaptation, so maybe pump the brakes on those guys and their real movies. I like your larger point though.

Most people are totally unfamiliar with the EU. Just because a story or idea happened there doesn't make it old hat to the movie audience.

I fuckin’ knew it! The “they can fly?!" spot confirmed it for me. Ugh.

Fuck y’all(‘s bosses) for making comments not work with ad-blockers.

Paula Pell and “I Gotta Go” were the *least* inspired parts of Co Op.

Jennifer Lopez is an okay singer, an okay actress, and an okay model, and by god, she’s made a career out of that.

Apostrophes make possessives, not plurals.

Lol fuck you, shithead. Did you miss the part about society strictly limiting what Native experiences can be, how they can look, etc.

I mean, maybe not if you’re so paranoid about damaging your nose through cocaine abuse that you hire an assistant to put it up your ass for you, like Stevie supposedly did...

That would mean using 2 models, or a fat suit, or making the commercial in two parts, provided the model definitely lost the weight.

He had it delivered while she was at her daily 3-hour gym routine.

Most (all?) computing devices have a variety of rare metals in them, many of which are produced with brutal practices, just like jewelry.

Look at that house, aspirational and absurd like most houses in TV ads. A Peloton isn’t putting a dent in that household’s budget.

That actually *wasn’t* equally petty to the time Lizzo put a Postmates delivery driver’s picture, first name, and last initial on social media accounts with millions of followers and accused her of delivery theft, which resulted in (you guessed it) ardent Lizzo fans making death threats towards the delivery driver and

Okay bud, you stan a glorious queen, congrats I guess?

I think people whose family gatherings aren’t full of spite and misery are the silent majority.