Adnan did it.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

Remember when Stephen Colbert’s work was vital, interesting, and incisive?

Pi-jae-ya.

She's flirting with him. As in "This drink has gone straight to my head, maybe I SHOULD stick around for awhile." Jesus, folks.

My dad and I have seen dozens of movies together, but none of them were particularly meaningful because we have a deeper, stronger relationship than that.

Kamala Harris is a cop.

(towing a banner behind an airplane)

So come to the cabareeeeeeeeet!

2 Old Queens

I thought this show was always a cringe comedy.

Fuck ownership.

Yeah, I’m sure a bunch of people are studiously waiting for you to reveal yourself on the internet. Better not blow that cover, random commenter.

Or they could get sent to Boise, Shreveport, Detroit, three different places in Alabama, Annapolis...

Both of those Bregman misplays could/should have been scored E.

Yeah there are much scarier subreddits on there than the middle-school ghost story ones. Like “CripplingAlcoholism”.

There are 2 other people here who agree with you, at least.

This was a chore to read. It needs an editor.

Please don’t, you’ll summon a very loud superfan to lecture us about how Conan is beyond TV these days, and have you seen the numbers for his podcast and his YouTube channel and etc.