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It would be fucking hilarious and awesome, though, if she went on, say, 60 Minutes, and said, “You know, I will say, I thought he’d at least have a decent sized penis, but besides having a small, I mean REALLY small penis, it was one of the smallest I’ve ever seen, he had a lot of trouble getting it up. I had to wait

Engineers notes: test vehicle performed as expected.

Put Ronin on the list. I literally bought an Audi after seeing that S8 go all slidey through Paris.

Pretty sure Apple wants us to pronounce it “Tour Ten”.

And as the season progresses, so will the blade count, as “its the best a driver can get”:

It’s refreshing to see an encounter with ICE where it’s not the kid that’s shattered.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

Most importantly, I passed the course. The teacher questioned my results and methodology (well DUH! It was a scam to get time off!) and as I recall the questions were murky and skewed to stroke the participants ego (these are racing drivers after all) but I got the course credit so all’s well that ends well.

While doing penance in summer school 1969 I was constrained by the rule that only let you miss TWO days of summer session. Having already lost one with feeling crappy, I was up against losing two to attend the 1969 Watkins Glen Can-Am/six hour FIA race. I needed to pass the classes but, hey the GLEN!!! Solution? Use

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

New phone, who is this? - God

It might be too on the nose, but if the team had a day at the National Museum of African American History and Culture that would be pretty great.

They should accept the invite, go to the gate, get out of the bus, turn their backs on trump and just walk down Pennsylvania and catch all of the other sights in D.C. Maybe they can then get a nice lunch in a good restaurant and then drive home.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Well, that Lincoln did cause all the unemployment for black people. They were all gainfully employed until that pesky Emancipation Proclamation. /s

Here’s how this went down.

That looks like Fred Armisen playing Dr. Evil.

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,

Just throw Joe Biden out there and see what he says imo. We all already know Trumps speech will be bullshit, have Grandpa Joe go up there and yuck it up rather than address what is sure to be a nonsensical address.

ugh. spell-check-ception. Foiled while calling someone else out. Ain’t that a nitch?