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Oct 23 2019
94

If a judge rules the credit is shared, does that make them each 50% that bitch?

Sep 30 2019
361

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Sep 20 2019
400

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Sep 10 2019
213

Since every cabinet member in this administration has to be worse than the last, I'm calling it now: Trump is going to appoint Oliver North as the next National Security Advisor.

Sep 9 2019
97

You’re 100% right. This absolutely had to be composed by Trump himself, likely in the very way you describe, or perhaps by demanding Pence’s password (like we couldn’t guess; it’s “mother”).